Who knew the government’s real secret wasn’t aliens — it was their side hustle in farming?
This shirt features a silhouette of Bigfoot and an alien riding a tractor together, proudly representing the “Area 51 Agriculture Division.” It’s the perfect blend of sci-fi humor, rural charm, and tongue-in-cheek conspiracy fun. Soft, durable, and made for everyday wear, it’s ideal for believers, farmers, night-shifters, and anyone who loves a clever twist on extraterrestrial lore.
Details:
100% cotton (Heather colors include a polyester blend)
Medium-weight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
Classic, comfortable fit
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double-stitched sleeves and hem
Wear it and proudly represent the other secret department no one talks about.
Please note:
This product is made especially for you through a third party as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
