Who knew the government’s real secret wasn’t aliens — it was their side hustle in farming?
This cozy hoodie features a silhouette of Bigfoot and an alien riding a tractor together, proudly representing the “Area 51 Agriculture Division.” It’s the ultimate mashup of sci-fi mischief, rural grit, and tongue-in-cheek conspiracy humor. Whether you’re a believer, a farmer, a night-shift dreamer, or just someone who appreciates a clever twist on extraterrestrial lore, this hoodie delivers warmth with a wink.
Soft, smooth, and perfect for cooler days, it’s made for bonfire nights, tractor rides, stargazing, or simply repping the most undercover department in the galaxy. Pull up the hood, slide your hands into the pouch pocket, and get ready to harvest some laughs.
Details:
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with reduced pilling
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Quarter-turned body to prevent a crease down the center
1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
Front pouch pocket
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Please note:
This product is made especially for you through a third party as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Wear it proudly. Represent the fields. And remember — the truth is out there… farming.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
| M |
28 |
22 |
| L |
29 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
26 |
| 2XL |
31 |
28 |
| 3XL |
32 |
30 |
