Bigfoot finally got a ride home — and now you can wear the conspiracy in comfort.
This soft, classic unisex tee blends humor, mystery, and a touch of absurdity. Whether you’re a believer, a skeptic, or just someone who appreciates a good extraterrestrial joke, this shirt brings the perfect mix of retro sci-fi charm and everyday comfort. Made from 100% cotton, it’s durable, breathable, and ready for any adventure — terrestrial or otherwise.
Details:
100% cotton (Heather colors include polyester for added softness)
Medium-weight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
Classic, structured fit
Taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting comfort
Double-stitched sleeves and hem for durability
Beam up the laughs and let your style get a little weird — in the best way.
Please note:
This product is made especially for you through a third party as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
